Right now, we’re giving you a pair of headphones for half price when you buy one at retail, but you’ve got to come into the store to take advantage of this deal. Seriously. Come see us. We miss you. We know you’re there when we call, but you let it go to voicemail, and you don’t return our texts anymore. What is it? Did we do something wrong? You and us, we had something special. It can be that way again. We can change!

But if you’re going to be like that about it, well, fine. You can get 20% off online headphone orders with the coupon ACGSUMMER20. Check out the site for more details and the fine print. You jerk.