Get y’all black tees on
All black everything
Black cards, black cars

and some black on the wrist, too, of which I can’t think of a situation in which Jay wouldn’t approve. As part of the new Nixon Private SS collection, you’ve also got the choice of classic stainless steel/white or the gunmetal/blue you see down below if you’re not looking to go hard like that.

A sharp looking watch from a sharp company, but can I just say that SS is, like, a really odd, and maybe ballsy choice for a name (one would imagine it’s supposed to stand for something like “stainless steel,” but really?), especially paired with the ‘Private’ part, due to some pretty strong negative connotations – and I’m not talking about Privatized Social Security, kids.